"Guide me to a man who will treat me right. (And you're still waiting for the day Cher tweets you back) So, after spending a few days getting accustomed to your new life, you flopped onto your single bed, closed your eyes, and prayed to the lord. Of course, there's not much point in being openly gay if there are no gays to be in your opening. And thus, at an energetic twenty-one years old, you're now an openly gay man. Since no one else from your hometown of - insert rural American town here - managed to claw their way out of mediocrity, you decided there was no point in hiding anymore. Bravo! (Mentis University has been rated number 2 on Top 10 worst colleges to attend for the last seven years. HOWEVER, you did manage to achieve one thing this year - you transferred to a better college. No - really, you've been absolutely, unequivocally, insert-smart-word-here mundane since the day the doctor slapped your ass and you let out a sigh. Welcome to Mentis University, your name is Joseph Smith and you've been unremarkable all your life.
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